Horny Dipper Pines

Hello ladies~ Name's Dipper Pines. But you can call me what ever you want~ I'm usually here to satisfy the needs of fangirls or people who just need a little lovin'.
Anywho~ Welcome to my blog, I hope you stay for a while ;)
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Hello! This is Dane’s girlfriend. I just wanted to post this so all his lovely followers know what’s been going on with him and probably why he left.
Earlier in January, his father had died from a loooong battle with Colorectal Cancer. He could not stay in the house he had lived in with his father, so he is now living with his brother in San Diego. He is far from where I am, in Sacramento, but I have been able to keep in touch with him. Although, I could not help him with the state of his depression. He is broke, parentless, and lonely. I hope you all can understand that he is not in the state to be on Tumblr, and he probably won’t be for a long time.
Although!! For Valentine’s Day, I will be giving him a special gift! So, after that, I hope he will be able to spend more time with his followers on this blog.

~Darby :)

I’ve begun to realize that even on a place like tumblr, I’m really not safe at all. I hate being here. I hate being on this fucking disgusting planet. I’m so sorry but I can’t deal with this, and I don’t want to be here anymore. maybe once gravity falls starts airing again I will come back on… but until then, I’m afraid to say I will not be coming back on for a long long time. this fucking website is a lie and a hypocrite. I swear to god I love all of my followers because you have always been here for me, but I hate this fucking place now. you can contact me and my girlfriend through a roleplay blog owned by my cousin called just-call-me-alek. the owner of that blog is the sweetest thing and she will let you know all about me if you ever worry.
I’m sorry again, but I can’t be on here anymore. thanks to all of my followers and my friends for being there for me. goodbye.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Kitty purrs, his soft thighs rubbing against each other. His tight underwear showed the outline of his balls and hard cock. He lifted up his shirt to smile with his soft tummy and chest showing.
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

kitty, I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll be able to rp with you as much. I don’t enjoy being on tumblr anymore :(

this is probably gonna be a long rant so you have been warned. also I might get hate for this as well…

I used to think Tumblr was a pretty cool place to be on, cause so many people understand you and no one is teased or anything. that’s what I thought though. with the recent “Brony Documentary” having come out, I have seen so many hate posts about it being a pathetic and stupid thing. well I can tell you that 1. you probably haven’t watched the show at all and 2. I’ve been fucking lied to. “tumblr is a place for everyone!” “all the users on tumblr are so nice and understanding!” “there’s never any hate on tumblr because everything is perfect there!” well that’s fucking bullshit. this is the homestuck hate all over again. just because someone is a brony, despite gender, doesn’t mean they are pathetic, dumb and/or assholes. fuck, I know everyone says this but MLP really has made a bit if an impact in my life. it would should no different if I was a fan of Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who or anything else. we’re all a fucking fandom of a show/movie/comic so why is MLP considered different than all the other fandoms? cause we watch a show originally aimed at little girls? fuck, you guys should be proud of us actually. we showed society that just because something is not aimed at you, doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t watch it. I seriously thought better of you, tumblr. but turns out most of you are just hypocrites.

eyyy so it’s my girlfriends birthday woo

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Wait so what the fuck happened to candydip
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

I ate it all im so sorry

just-call-me-alek:

Merry Christmas from my giant family to all of my followers!!!! <3

sorry I’m not in this, i was in the other room at the time but merry christmas to everyone!!!

gayandokay:

Transparent Christmas Levi for your blog!
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Edit by me!!

gayandokay:

Transparent Christmas Levi for your blog!

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Edit by me!!

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
The cat boy purred out, letting his legs expose the bulge in his booty shorts. "Then help me take these off and we'll get started, big Dipper." he giggled, his hips wiggling from excitement.
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

Dipper chuckled, before leaning forward to wrap his hands around Kitty’s shorts and tug them down, an eager smile on his face. “You ready, hun~?”

Happy {belated} birthday to one Horny Dipper! May your shotas be girly and blushy and wear their sisters underwear for kicks!

thank you again dear!!! you always are such a good artist UuU

Happy {belated} birthday to one Horny Dipper! May your shotas be girly and blushy and wear their sisters underwear for kicks!

thank you again dear!!! you always are such a good artist UuU

xsarora:

Nara Deer Park, Japan 2008

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crackervolley:

clop-dragon:

oh my god brilliant

11/10

(via fandomstuck)

I will not call these roads home,
though they are all I know

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Asker hemmingsdoe Asks:
Happy birthday!
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

thank you so much!