Horny Dipper Pines

Hello ladies~ Name's Dipper Pines. But you can call me what ever you want~ I'm usually here to satisfy the needs of fangirls or people who just need a little lovin'.
Anywho~ Welcome to my blog, I hope you stay for a while ;)
Asker mistiryshak Asks:
your girlfriend
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

aw yus

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Kitty. *the shota waves his little bum in front of Dane-mun and Dipper-muse with a giggle*
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

“Oh hello kitty~”

Asker Anonymous Asks:
ALL THE NORMANS. I SHIP YOU WITH ALL THE NORMANS. BABECOCK, THEDEADARECOMING, I CAN'T NAME THEM ALL. JUST. MAKE LOVE. TO THEM.
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

YES

whispers seductively in your ear, "me"
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

“yes”

I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT’S HAPPENING BUT RIN IS STILL HOT SO IM FINE

me and rin currently have a lot in common right now, including not being able to put on fucking ties

alright so a friend recommended this thing to me so I’m gonna try and watch it
is it like the anime version of supernatural or something?

Yeah….
Sooo unlike most of you, I’ll be spending most of the day at the cemetery.
Yeah, it’s pretty sad and all. But it’s alright. It happened years ago, and I’ve gotten over it.
But I just wanna say
If you’ve got a mother, tell her that she’s awesome. Cause she really is. I mean really; could you carry around a kid in your stomach for 9 months? Yeah that’s what I thought.
My mom was really great, but I didn’t see that until she was gone. I don’t want you guys making the same mistake I made.
So please, spend as much time as possible with your mom today. Make her feel like the luckiest woman on Earth. She really is.
Because you never know when that might all end.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

Best parents ever.

YOU MADE FUCKING NARNIA

YOU COULD DO THIS WITH THE TARDIS

GUYS I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE

(via bag-gins)

HEYOO IM NEW CAN YOU SHOW ME AROUND THE PALACE?
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

YEAH I CAN SHOW YOU AROUND MY BED BBY~

Asker Anonymous Asks:
LORD ENGLISH WISHES TO DRAW BUTTS
horny-dipper horny-dipper Said:

DRAW TWO HILLS NEXT TO EACH OTHER
U GOT THE BOOTY

there’s this dumbass girl in my chemistry class who has been thinking for the whole year that Asia is a fucking language

LOOK AT LIL’ SHOTA GIL
SO CUTE

LOOK AT LIL’ SHOTA GIL
SO CUTE

danenelvin:

OKAY I’M TIRED, I KEEP SEEING THIS SHIT

YOU SEE THIS, THIS IS THE SHIT I SEE OVER AND OVER

LETS ZOOM IN

SHIT THAT SEEMS RUDE AND RATHER ASSUMING

OH

OH WAIT

SHIT THAT IS RUDE MA-

WAIT WHAT

please, read the entire title and the actual article before being pissed off.

EXACTLY